1. |
Bummer In The City
01:33
|
|||
Summertime just slapped me in the face
Sweating at the bus stop with Pike Place
Hair sticking to my pits and sticking to my tits,
and all I can think is, "It's hot as shit."
I'm sticking to anything here but... you.
Bummer in the city.
Freezer door just decked me in the face.
AC's always busted at my place.
I'm sticking to the walls and sticking to the floorboard.
Sticking to my guns, can't take it anymore.
I'm sticking to anything here but... you.
Bummer in the city.
|
||||
2. |
Mousy
01:40
|
|||
Hanging on a corny conversation from three months ago. I don't really know why I thought I could bring it up right now. and now, I'd really love to go. You make me want to scurry in a ditch, though I think you're the Lilo to my Stitch. We'll go on many adventures flipping carts and scaring shoppers at the local Mars (rip Mars grocery)
You think that I'm mousy 'cause my face starts to twitch and brain turns to fuzz. I squeak out the words that I never mean. Then, yada yada yada... adios!
Hanging on a corny conversation from three months ago. I don't really know why I thought I could bring it up right here. Now, I'd really love to go. But, we're hanging from a mega-rickety ski lift alone in the middle of New Mexico... There's nowhere to go. (boo hoo/ thrilling escape?)
|
||||
3. |
This Song Sucks
01:41
|
|||
Why do I whine all the time?
It's kind of like being content is a fucking crime.
Then the horns go: ba da da da da da da da da da die.(pick it up)
Everything is a mess and so am I
This song sucks, and my life sucks, and everything has gone to shit
This song sucks, and my life sucks, and i kind of think you suck, too.
This song sucks, and my life sucks, but hell, I think I kind of like it.
I guess I've got some creepy kind of pride.
Yes, my ways are a mess, but hell, they're mine
Then, the horns go: ba da da da da da da da da da die. (put it down)
Everything is a mess and so am I
|
||||
4. |
Break Check
00:27
|
|||
Drive on the railroad.
Move over.
|
||||
5. |
Self-Help Section
01:30
|
|||
I was at the library-- not because of anybody-- I came here for myself.
At least I thought so, just before every single antibody put you in my sight.
And I was wondering...
Do I look just as bad as I smell?
How can you look so hungover, yet handsome as hell?
I had a rough night shift to a rough life-- fuck everybody.
Rinse, and then repeat.
But I can't help but love that of anywhere and anybody,
you picked a library.
And I was wondering...
Do you put the milk in first or do you think it's lame?
Do you want to know my middle name?
I could ask you for help to reach the top shelf
or be a creep who walks off and says nothing.
|
||||
6. |
Tuna Melt
01:13
|
|||
When I'm eating diner food it makes me think of you
and how i feel like a five-foot tuna melt.
I never know what to do.
I think that I walked past your girlfriend earlier today.
I said "howdy-do"-- but only to her dog.
I'm not sorry.
|
||||
7. |
Dry Humour
01:31
|
|||
8. |
Bloody Fine!
03:26
|
|||
9. |
Who Invited That Guy?
02:06
|
Canker Blossom Baltimore, Maryland
We're a 3 piece band from Baltimore.
Streaming and Download help
If you like Songs Out The Ass, you may also like:
Bandcamp Daily your guide to the world of Bandcamp